Out damned spot, out I say!

Lola: Oh no, she's gonna kill me. I hate this time of the year, I'm sooo hot.
Pinky: Just drink some water.
Lola: I don't think you understand, leave me alone and stop touching me, I'm sleepy.
Pinky: Woah, what's wrong with you?
Lola: I'm PMSing.
Woof~

Operation 8leg takedown

Pinky: Ok, in t minus 10minutes, the enemy will show its face. Are you prepared to go to war soldier?





Lola(army mode): I Was Born Ready Sergeant!







Pinky: Good girl, now lets get you into position. 1st get as low as possible, set your aim and then...ATTACK!
Lola: Heck yeah! You're mine pu**y! Aaahhh!!!
Pinky: I'm so proud.
Woof~

Chicken Little

Lola: Oh yes, my favorite! This will be gone in a second.
Pinky: When it is, do not ask me for my piece.
Lola: I don't want yours, mine is bigger anyway.
Pinky: Chickenhead!
Woof~

Let it rain

Pinky: We gotta get going before it starts pouring outside
Lola: Yeah I don't want to get my paws wet today
Pinky: You are such a bi**h
Lola: True, but I'm still not getting wet
Pinky: Ok hurry it up, I heard we was getting steak tonight!
Lola: Jigga what?
Woof~

TGIF 1st Fridays!

yes tonight we celebrate again. put it in the air!
Woof~

Thursday night 10 spot

Lola: Ooh la lalala la
Pinky: Uh, what are you singing?
Lola: I think we should make a band!
Pinky: You're not serious are you?
Lola: Why not, I sound good! You can be my backup.
Pinky: Negative. If anything, I'm the lead.
Lola: Hater...
Woof~

Cloudy days

Pinky: This weather sucks! What should we do today?
Lola: I don't know, I get extra sleep when it's like this outside. Maybe we should just lay here.
Pinky: I'm bored, let's wrestle! Grrr...
Lola: Ahhh! Get off of me!
Woof~

4th

Lola: So this is the day we get to celebrate our independence? Are we independent?
Pinky: What!? You're such a newbie. Just because we wait for someone to feed us and take us outside the house doesn't mean we're not independent.
More importantly we get to celebrate today with fireworks, eat barbeque and play in the park!
Lola: I think everyone should click on the picture for the history of this day.
Both: Happy 4th of July! It's rainy in our town so we aren't seeing many fireworks. Hope yours is mucho grande.
Woof~

P&P time and that darn cat

Lola: Oh no(h** to the naw!), what's he doing over here again? I thought you two had an understanding.
Pinky: I guess he musta forgot! This is our territory and I run this (ish), let me teach him a lesson.
Lola: Make it quick, I've got business to handle right about now.
Pinky(to that darn cat):Woof, I thought I told you not to come round here no mo! Woof, don't let me catch you on this side again or that's yoaz! Puzzy!
Lola: Sheez, can we go now?
Woof~